Man, Cathy wouldn't be so bad if she wasn't so chatty. But it's like, all she does is chit chat. I mean did you see the way the birds took flight as she came around the corner? I guess it was Mr. Herbenstrubel running from her that probably scared them away, but I bet they can tell. I bet they know when they hear her voice to fly far, far away because she could snare even them in a conversation.
Maybe that's what she should do. Maybe we can convince her to go hiking in Brazil. Yeah, if we can get her out there she could get lost in the rainforest and talk to all the parrots; they'd love that. And honestly, she'd probably meet a bunch of other chit chatters that've been shipped there too, and they could all talk at each other all day; it'd be paradise for all of them. The poor animals though.
Have you heard the rainforest at night? I haven't but I've read that it's loud. There are so many animals making noises. If Cathy and her chatty friends met up there, though, the animals wouldn't be able to endure it. And most of them are already endangered! Do we really need marmosets? They can take one for the team, right?
Okay, that's the plan, sorry animals. We'll take Cathy, send her to Brazil, and she can chat it up with all of her other international chatty friends. If we lose some marmosets, oh well. She doesn't even speak Portuguese, I think. And if she wants to chit chat with the Brazilian's that badly, then she can go learn Portuguese. Either way, it's their problem.
Maybe that's what she should do. Maybe we can convince her to go hiking in Brazil. Yeah, if we can get her out there she could get lost in the rainforest and talk to all the parrots; they'd love that. And honestly, she'd probably meet a bunch of other chit chatters that've been shipped there too, and they could all talk at each other all day; it'd be paradise for all of them. The poor animals though.
Have you heard the rainforest at night? I haven't but I've read that it's loud. There are so many animals making noises. If Cathy and her chatty friends met up there, though, the animals wouldn't be able to endure it. And most of them are already endangered! Do we really need marmosets? They can take one for the team, right?
Okay, that's the plan, sorry animals. We'll take Cathy, send her to Brazil, and she can chat it up with all of her other international chatty friends. If we lose some marmosets, oh well. She doesn't even speak Portuguese, I think. And if she wants to chit chat with the Brazilian's that badly, then she can go learn Portuguese. Either way, it's their problem.
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