A New Era From A Geomagnetic Storm

    Only fourteen minutes before did scientists discover the coronal mass ejection. People did what they could to prepare, but it was too late to do much. The grid was going down, and everyone was hysterical trying to figure out how they would survive.
    Except Jerry. Jerry just sat on his porch sipping lemonade. He'd been waiting for this day for a long time.
    In the shed behind Jerry's house was the EMP Reversal Module. He'd built it in preparation for any global war that might come, but a geomagnetic storm would suffice.
    Everyone was still screaming when the lights went out. Whether they screamed louder afterwards, or if it just sounded louder from the lack of sight was unclear, but it didn't matter. Moments later Jerry's house lit up.
    Bright lights shone all around the house, and whirring sounded from within. Four silos emerged from his roof, then opened up revealing four ceiling fans. They unfolded with just enough clearance to each rotate without touching each other.
    The house lifted up from the ground, bathing the surrounding area in an eerie white glow. It remained there until the sunrise, when it soared up into the clouds. Up from the hole the house left behind followed several large airships.
    Each one inflated and unfurled as they emerged. They followed the house, surrounding it in the sky, and then connected each other with various ramps and wires. Out from the center of each ship unfolded several structures, and when the deployment was complete, a small city floated in the sky.
    The most catastrophic geomagnetic storm in recorded history was the catalyst for a new era of living. A third dimension for people to reside. Efficiency was the way of the future, whether people liked it or not.     No longer would they ride around polluting the atmosphere. Instead, they would soar among the atmosphere, letting natural buoyancy carry them. Or they could choose to live in the darkness below; no doubt, many would still choose that.

The Fire Line

    Hope vanished as the iron door clanged shut. Cole pounded hist fists against the fixture, but not even the faintest echo answered him. The only way forward for him was the fire line.
    A thin line of molten stone stretch before him into the distance, bordered by steep, unforgiving slopes on either side. Many smaller streaks lined the cavern far below; the fiery veins of this prison's otherwise cold heart. Besides the fire line and its siblings far below, there was no light.
    Cole knew not what lay ahead, but against all instinct, he knew remaining by the comfort of the iron door was the worst thing he could do. It would not open for him again -- not from this side anyway -- and any hope of having what lay on the other side was in vain. The only way forward was the fire line.
    Cole took his last ordinary breath, then his first step. Searing pain engulfed his foot and had to fight the urge to jump back. Returning to the iron door would only mean taking this first step again. The least number of steps on the fire line, the better. So, with another step, Cole continued his sentence. And he'd continue it for a long time.

A World of Echomotives and Sonic Drives

    A piercing screech reverberated between the mesas, causing the ground to quake. This was the worst place to be at the moment for anyone, or anything that wasn't an echomotive. Down the tracks it thundered, feeding off its own sonic energy that echoed off the mesa faces.
    Since the invention of the echo drive, the energy to power transportation had become all but free. The downside was the care for noise dampening throughout the world had become all but non-existent.
This was the new way of the world, though, and right now, anyone caught in between the mesas would experience excruciating pain just before the pressure of the sonic energy overcame the pressure their eardrums could handle, rendering them deaf.
    Materials engineering became the most lucrative field in which to be employed. The more and more powerful sonic energy the echomotives created and consumed required that buildings be made of stronger, more insulative material, just to remain standing as they passed by. And the entirety of the world's infrastructure soon required the same considerations.

Of Being a Citrus Fruit

    Mystical smoke swirled above the unstable concoction. Dr. Fizzywitz hovered above it, wrestling with the decision to consume it or not. He decided life was too short to not try it, and he really wanted to see what would happen anyway.
    He grabbed the vial, held it above his open mouth, and crushed it in his hands, letting the vibrant yellow and green swirling liquid drizzle into his mouth. As soon as the first drop hit his tongue, his body trembled with tropical energy.
    By the time the last drop hat hit his tongue, the doctor had begun to transform. Ripples traversed his body, and his skin waxed with pith, and bright, fruity hues. Soon, the only thing left of him was a citrus fruit
    A knock came from the door. Dr. Fizzywitz rolled over and bumped it open. His partner, Lisa Lemon, stepped through the door, thrilled to see the experiment was a success.
    "We'll get you back to normal, Figrone, and when we do, we'll have our recipe perfected!" she exclaimed.
    Dr. Fizzywitz groaned a muffled groan as Lisa rolled him over to the juicer. She shoved him in and began the juicing process, returning the doctor to his normal state, and extracting their lemon lime compound, with which they hoped to make a fortune.

Onto Electric Mountain

    Thus began the next part of Rayleigh's journey. With the lifegain empowering her essencecam, she would more confidently navigate her way up electric mountain. There she hope to snap zapcharge essence. The propagation variety would be the best, but even a single-arc discharge would add to her collection. Few essence hunters had snapped any kind of electric essence before.

Another Essence Snapped

    Rayleigh adjusted her camera two clicks, putting the mystiflora in perfect focus. She clicked the shutter, bathing the creature in bright light. Thankfully she'd snapped that flashfire earlier and recharged her light source. Now she had another essence added to her collection. The lifegain from this mystiflora should help her endure more challenging essence endeavors.

Tick Quack Toe

    "Alright folks, it's time for that beloved game of our town, Tick Quack Toe!" Earl Fancy, the announcer called out.
    The contestants came out wearing their uniforms and took their places at the board. The two players, Ashley and Ian, stood at opposite side of the nine-square grid, while the five toe-wigglers slid themselves underneath. As soon as their bare feet were in place through the holes in the board, Earl called out for the ducklings.
    A big strong man, Kevin, brought out a container of ducklings and set it at the side of the table. He departed with cheers from the crowd, relishing in the height of his fame.
    Earl commenced the game, and the two contestants began playing. Ashley won the thumb war, so she went first. The goal was to get three quacks in a row, with bonus points given to notable reactions from the toe- wigglers.
    Alternating turns, Ashley and Ian placed ducklings in strategic squares, each one usually earning a squeal from one of the toe-wigglers upon the fowl's nibble. For some time, the quacks alternated one or two in a row before being interrupted by a quack from one of the opponent's ducklings. And ducklings still having the group mentality that they do, they naturally congregated into one of the corners. That toe-wiggler drew quite the reaction from the crowd.
    Eventually, though, the players found their groove and managed to enter a competitive duel of duckling placement. It looked like Ashley was just about to get her third quack in a row, when the ducklings waddled over to an adjacent square, leaving the perfect spot for Ian to place his final duck.
    He seized the opportunity and placed the duck in the open spot. Three quacks, and three squeals from the toe-wigglers later, Ian won the town Tick Quack Toe match. The toe-wigglers exited their spots and hoisted Ian up on their shoulders, tiptoeing him up to the podium where Earl crowned him their year's Tick Quack Toe winner. Ian and Ashley shook hands, then bid each other the best of luck until next year's likely rematch.

Tompu Catches His First Wave

    Droplets splashed as Tompu waded in the water. This would be the day he'd finally catch a wave. A big one came thundering in, and Tompu stood ready with his net.
    White froth began to bubble at the crest of the wave, and just as it began to break, Tompu swiped at it. It fought and wrestled, trying to get escape its fate, but eventually it couldn't writhe anymore.
    It relinquished itself to Tompu's strength, and the wave catcher stood victorious with his first catch.
Tompu made the long journey home with his freshly caught wave slumped in his net. When he returned home, his family cheered in celebration for him.

Not Quite a Couch Potato

    "Get off the couch Ian!" Grandma shouted at her grandson.
    "I can't, I'm stuck!" He replied.
    "Dumb boy, unbuckle yourself first. Quickly now, before I give you the business end of this here wet mop!"
    "Oh yeah" he replied, laughing at his forgetfulness. He unbuckled himself, got off the couch and continued about his day. Grandma finished mopping the couch, and the family resumed their cordial interaction.

Revenge Against the Despicable Dingo

    Carol the Capybara despised eating cabbage, but that's all her captor, Despicable Dingo, would feed her. Every day Dingo would strut up to the cage, bop it with his rear to open the door, and toss in some old cabbage heads. When Carol tried to escape through the door, Dingo slammed it in her face. Every time.
    Well Carol was tired of being held captive, and she got the impression that Despicable Dingo wasn't too bright. She formed a plan to execute during the next feeding time. If done right, hopefully she could escape this miserable fate.
    The next morning when the dreadful Dingo approached the cage, he noticed the cabbage hadn't been eaten. In fact, it seemed like the cabbage had actually grown in size. Dingo came to one conclusion: he had discovered a magical cabbage!
    Dingo unlocked the cage door and swung it open, then entered with his mind full of greed. As soon as he came close enough to the disguise, Carol burst out from the cabbage leaves in which she'd covered herself, and karate kicked the despicable dog in the face. He winced and whimpered, covering his nose with his paws.
    This gave Carol just enough time to dash out the open door and slam it back shut on the villain. She locked it with a bop from her own rear, then strutted off to freedom. When Despicable Dingo realized what had happened, he snarled and barked and rattled the cage in all directions, but the door would not budge.
    Carol wasn't a heartless capybara, though, so she returned with food for the animal. She, however, wasn't a fool, and wouldn't open the door to feed him. Instead of cabbage for which she'd need to open the door to feed Dingo, she brought brussels sprouts, which would easily fit through the holes in the cage.
    To cook the irony in a little of its own fat, she shoved the brussels sprout stem through one of the holes, poking Dingo right in the face. As it passed through the hole, the mesh stripped each of the sprouts off from the stem, dropping them in a pile right in front of the door, just within reach of Dingo's toes. With patience and precision, he'd be able to snag one at a time, hopefully before they spoiled.
    This time, Carol strutted off for good. She found a surfboard that had washed ashore, nudged it into the ocean, then caught a passing wave on the way to the mainland, and bid Despicable Dingo farewell. She now lives her life as a successful businesscapybara, and donates much of her profits to freeing captive capybaras around the world.

Doughfingers vs Flameboy

    The rival fight was about to begin. Doughfingers and Flameboy circled the ring, staring each other down. Cheering sounded throughout the arena; it was clear Flameboy was the favorite.
    News of Doughfingers' controversial rise to the top had quickly spread, and his tactics were debated among all the top sports media. While suffocating opponents wasn't against the rules, the way Doughfingers overcame his components was generally considered poor sportsmanship, and against the spirit of the game. Regardless of what people thought, he was one of the final contenders, and it was clear he intended to win.
    The bell rang, and Flameboy attacked in full force. Doughfingers didn't immediately strike, and in fact he seemed to be playing a defense-only style. Why wasn't he attacking? Did he know something Flameboy didn't?
    "It seems Doughfingers has realized his disadvantage folks! If he tries to use the method he used throughout the tournament, his fingers will be cooked by Flameboy's skin. He's only got one shot, and he needs to make it count!" The announcer spoke to the crowd.
    Doughfingers realized the secret was out, and so he committed. He dove beside his opponent, stood up, and curled around him, attempting to smother Flameboy's face. He wrapped his doughy fingers around the flame-engulfed boy's mouth, suffocating him. For only a moment.
    The longer Doughfingers kept his grip, the more his doughy fingers baked, and the increasing rigidity allowed Flameboy to breathe more and more. Finally Doughfingers realized he needed to release before his fingers cooked completely. He did, but they were brittle, and small cracks formed in them as he released.
    Doughfingers needed a new tactic. His weakness was apparent now, and as soon as Flameboy caught his breath, he'd attack with greater fury. So Doughfingers did something hasty. He began swiping frantically at his opponent. Now with breadsticks for fingers, every hit on Flameboy would bludgeon instead of snag. Similarly, every hit would also cook his fingers more, making them harder, and thus more damaging.
Before Flameboy could fully recover from the earlier grapple, Doughfingers was whacking him with his fingers. He blocked as best as he could, but the hits were coming harder and faster. He could only defend himself for so long. Doughfingers was attacking so swiftly now, and he began shining with bright white light.
    Then a huge flash blinded the fiery fighter, and he heard a deep voice say "I have ascended. I am no longer Doughfingers, but Breadfingers! Feel my wrath!"
    Before he recovered his sight, he heard the bell ring. Breadfingers had KO'd Flameboy with one final punch, and when his vision returned, he saw the referee holding Breadfingers hands in a towel.
    Flameboy's coach helped him up and walked him back to the locker rooms. The media stormed Breadfingers after the match, but he remained reserved and refused to answer any questions.
    He only stated "Flameboy was my finest foe. And it's through fighting him that I've ascended to my greatest potential. A rematch will undoubtedly happen, and to my demise. Of this I am sure. For bread baked once is supreme. Bread baked twice is ruined."

Steve the Crazy Neighbor Kid

    Great. The crazy kid on the block, Steve, was coming out to play.
    "Quick, everyone! Statues!" Miles whispered to the other kickballers.
    The rest of the neighborhood kids stood still with their chins up and arms at their side.
    "Heyyy friends!" crazy Steve said as he approached them, waving his arms wildly in the air. No one knew why he did that, but it was just another thing about him that annoyed them.
    "Oh, playing statues huh? I'm so good at this game" Steve said and then joined the rest in standing still. Frustration built up in the other kids. He really was good at this.
    Finally, Jerry couldn't hold still any longer and blurted out "C'mon Miles! Let's get on with the game already"
    Miles eyed him trying to tell him to be quiet, but one by one the others released their stance too. Crazy Steve noticed everyone moving again and gladly joined in with the crowd.
    He wiggled over to Cheryl and said "G'day m'lady!" Then slinked over to Timmy and got right up close to his face and asked "whatcha eating?"
    It was appalling, but no one wanted to stand there any longer, so they began the game again, letting Steve kick. He tiptoed up to the plate and stood with his back to the field with his hands in his pockets.
    "The ball's this way Steve. . ." Julian said standing at the pitcher's mound.
    "I knowww" Steve sang in a falsetto soprano voice.
    Julian rolled his eyes and pitched the ball. Steve swung his leg around, using the momentum to turn his body to face the ball, then swung it back and kicked the ball perfectly. It went flying straight towards Miles, who was still standing like a statue, refusing to give up hope that remaining in that posture would make Crazy Steve go away.
    The ball hit Miles in the face and ricocheted out to the outfield. Miles was committed, though, and fell to the ground without breaking his stance. The other players' attention was evenly split between Steve's amazing kick and Miles' commitment to the plan.
    No one got the ball, and Steve scored a home run. When he reached home base, he just continued running back home, yodeling and quacking like a duck the whole time.
    Everyone gathered around Miles and told him Steve had returned home. He finally released his body and stood up with a grunt.
    "Told you guys it would work!" He said, dusting his hands.

Enter Flameingo

    Torrid and Embret navigated farther into the forest, growing increasingly unsure of their orientation. They soon accepted that they were lost, and uniting with their families was far away. They stopped to rest and scan their surroundings.
    After eating some food, they realized they could see the top of a volcano through the trees to the north. It didn't seem active, so they decided to climb to the top for a better view. The hike up was surprisingly uneventful, but what they saw when they reached the top shocked them.
    A wave of intense heat hit them as they crested the top, and in the middle of the peak was a sweltering lava pit. Beyond the discomfort of the heat was the realization that this was not a dormant volcano. All emotion quickly gave way to what they noticed inside the pit, however.
    In the middle of the bubbling lake of molten rock were hundreds of birds, each standing on one leg with their head bent down.
    When the two adventurers entered the pit, they found themselves the focus of the entire flock. Each beak slowly lifted up and fixed their gaze upon the intruders. Flames flickered atop their heads, and ember tears sparked from their dark red eyes, but none moved or made a sound; they just stared.
    Torrid and Embret stared back, unmoving. Eventually the elder whispered to retreat, but as they moved, they noticed one of the younger creatures hobbling over to them, curious. A few clicks sounded from some of the closer birds, but none moved. The young one approached closer, and as it did, Torrid bent down to welcome it. The flames on its head shone on the two but did not burn when Torrid petted it. Eventually the bird nestled up to his leg and seemed to be quite fond of him.
    "We should go. But we'd be glad for some company, care to join?" Torrid whispered
    Embret shuffled back, apprehensive. The young bird pointed its beak out of the crater, indicating it did indeed want to go. So, the three of them climbed back out of the crater and observed the surroundings before descending.
    They could see their village, now razed by the Dreathtrudge, and turned elsewhere, not wanting to grieve just yet. They found the rough direction the rest of the community had likely gone, and set their bearings. Then they descended down and continued their journey to find their families. Now with a new companion to keep them company.
    "Do you have a name?" Torrid asked the bird. He shook his head. "How about, Flameingo?"
    The bird lifted his head up in approval, then opened his beak and let out a jet of fire.
    "Well, that'll be useful!" Embret said, warming up to the bird. Torrid laughed and agreed, and the three headed back into the jungle to find their village.

Flee from the Dreathtrudge

    A terrible sound blared from the bell tower at the center of Bickner Village. The residents dropped to the ground and curled up, covering their ears. One brave man dared a glance at the tower, and he wished he hadn't.
    Most had assumed the worst, but this man confirmed the legendary Dreathtrudge had chosen their village as its next victim. As the screech dwindled, the man spared no moment in warning the residents. His voice could barely be heard while the villagers remained deafened by the call of the Dreathtrudge, but the man's motions were clear: Leave the village.
    Everyone quickly grabbed what they could and shuffled out with their families. Before long the village stood motionless and empty. The man made for his own departure just as he saw the awful creature glide down from the bell tower. It shook the ground as it landed, and the man stared at it, dumbfounded. How could those dark wings lift such massive legs? He shook himself out of his fixation and ran.
    As he passed the last structure, he heard a faint whimper. There was no time to turn back, though, destruction would soon be brought upon their home. But he had to stop. He turned back, and staying hidden from the invader's view, crept into the hut. A boy sat in the corner, his hand squeezed tight to his ears. The man tried to gently wave and get his attention, but the boy's eyes were shut tight.
    The man couldn't leave the boy, but he faced a predicament. If he grabbed him outright, he'd surely scream and draw attention. There was little time for a conversation, though. So the man found a clay pot and a cloth. With his bag hung over his back, he peered out the window, and threw the pot as high and far as he could away from the building. He positioned himself next to the boy, tense, and listened for the pot.
    A faint crash sounded on the other side of the village, and immediately the ground shook from the turning of the Dreathtrudge.
    There.
    The man grabbed the boy, covering his mouth with the cloth, and ran to exit the village. As he expected, the boy screamed, and the cloth only slightly muffled the noise. Still, it bought them time.
    The man jumped from the road into the forest just in time to find cover and hide from the gaze of the Dreathtrudge. The landing seemed to have shaken the boy from his own despair, and the man stared at him with his finger over his mouth, indicating to remain quiet. From the brush they could see the dark, black and feathered face of the creature peer over the hut from which they'd run. It titled its head and squinted its eyes, clearly trying to find its escaped meal.
    When it turned around, the man sighed in relief and gestured to the boy to follow. The two continued through the forest to try and find the rest of the community. When they were far enough away, the boy whispered "thank you."
    The man replied "no problem" then looked at the boy.
    "You're Embrina's boy, aren't you? Embret?"
    "Y-yes sir. She must have left without me. I was out when the sound happened, and then I ran home to hide."
    "Well. Hopefully you're the only one who ran back to the village instead of with everyone else... I'm Torrid, by the way."
    "Hi. Are we almost back to my mom?"
    Torrid laughed. "Not sure. I doubt it. We're off the path and left after everyone else" he said, glancing at the boy, who blushed at the remark. "Don't worry, we'll find everyone."

Dance of the Matriarch

    "Applause! Applause for the Elephant Queen!" Bellowed the old patriarch. Then behind a curtain, the matriarch came tiptoeing in a tutu. The hyenas reluctantly applauded while the baboons scratched their rumps.
    "Not good enough!" The patriarch yelled
    One of the audience members replied, "you're telling me!"
    The matriarch stopped abruptly and stared at the audience. Then blasted them in a deluge of water from her trunk. She huffed off to go sulk and the patriarch sighed. "We'll try this again next week. . ."

Disturbed by the Pool

    Elmer Pool Noodle sat by the side of the pool soaking up the rays. He was suddenly disturbed by Dianna McSmack. His day had changed entirely. 
    Dianna grabbed his bottom end and started flailing him about, smacking the water and other swimmers as hard as she could. She paid no attention to the screams, and Elmer quickly grew nauseous, his headache increasing with every smack.
    Finally, Drew the lifeguard had had enough and he grabbed Elmer from her hands. Dianna screamed at the top of her lungs in fury, but Drew just picked her up and threw her into the deep end. The rest of the swimmers applauded and cheered. Elmer quietly thanked the heroic lifeguard and resumed soaking up the rays, yet remained vigilant for whenever the little terror crawled back out from her watery confinement.

King Crab Claw and His Congregation of Crabs

    The collection of crabs congregated around the clamshell throne.
    "All hail King Crab Claw!" they resounded.
    Then King Crab Claw scuttled up from the darkness -- only the dais was illuminated -- and took his place upon the shimmering throne. On his right side was a giant drum, and after a brief pause to behold his subjects, he raised his giant claw and pounded the drum.
    The chamber shook and the crabs quieted.
    "Today" Kind Crab Claw said. "We celebrate the capture of Queen Coralgem!"
    The congregation of crabs clicked and cheered at the news. Above King Crab Claw descended two cages. Lights shone on them revealing Queen Coralgem herself, and her pesky mount, Narwarrior. They each shook and rattled their cages, trying to escape, clearly disgusted at being put on display in front of these wretched things.
    King Crab Claw and his subjects laughed collectively, watching the two captives struggle before their cages were lifted back up into the holding.
    "Now that the warrior queen has been captured, Pearl Bastion will soon be mine to rule, ours to claim" the king proclaimed.
    The many crabs screeched and clicked in applause.
    The faintest banging could be heard from the warrior queen, but the congregation paid her no heed as the refreshments were brought out, and they began to feast.

Siblings

    Serious Sam did not get along with his sister Silly Sally. Every day Sally would do Silly things to Sam, and Sam would respond to her in a serious tone, "Seriously?"
    Sally would run away laughing, and Sam would roll his eyes and return to whatever it was he was doing before he was interrupted by his sister's silliness.
    One day, Sam had had enough of his sister's silliness, and he thought of the perfect way to teach her a lesson. When she was least expecting it, playing with her silly slime, Sam snuck up behind her and slapped the silly slime in Sally's face. He laughed just as she would when she did silly things to him, and Sally turned to him and said "Seriously?"
    Then they both gave serious stares at each other for several seconds. Their seriousness soon turned to silliness, though, and they both smiled together. They ran out back and played together the rest of the day, saving both their seriousness, and their silliness for another time.

Defense of the Mother-of-Pearly Gates

    "The gates m'lady, they've nearly burst open!" Reefshiver announced to Queen Coralgem. The squire scuttled over to the side awaiting orders, or more likely, her swift action to defend her fortress.
    Just as he anticipated, Queen Coralgem swirled up from her throne and called for Narwarrior. The majestic creature swam immediately up to her majesty, lighting arcing across its horn.
    "They want the gates burst open? So it shall be" the queen said. "Let's go, Narwarrior!" she cried, hopping onto the back of her mount and speeding away to the gates.
    Queen Coralgem and Narwarrior raced to the last defense of her bastion, and with the gates in sight, Narwarrior's horn surged with crackles of explosive electricity. The duo shattered through the gates, sending the wave of enemies behind them backwards, and electrocuting any within arcing distance of Narwarriors flashing lance.
    "Oh goodness" Reefshiver said, leading his team of diligent decapods in rebuilding the mother-of-pearly gates. Oysters sat at the ready, letting the crustaceans harvest their shimmering lining for the sake of the gates. Chitinous spikes soon readorned the front, once again offering some protection to the city.
    After Narwarrioir had speared several enemies, and electrocuted dozens more, she and Queen Coralgem retreated back to the safety of the fortress. She'd have to come up with sounder defense plans, but at least she bought them some time.
    "Thank you, Reffshiver, your swift announcement helped secure our boundary. Please keep an eye on the gate while Minister Marrowshell and I determine the best course of action going forward."
    Reefshiver bowed, then set his team on patrol of the gates, encouraging the oysters to continue creating a reserve of mother-of-pearl lining. Chef Shrimp continued feeding the oysters enchanted essence of squid beak to ensure the lining would be able to withstand the blows of the Odious Ones.

Allen the Sandwich

    Allen J. Satchwick sat eating his lunch by himself, again. All the popular kids yelled across the yard "Stop eating yourself Sandwich!" to which Allen rolled his eyes; like he hadn't heard that before. The irony was they thought they were joking.
    Eventually, Choice Anthony strutted over. He grabbed Allen by the collar and muttered in his ear "I said stop eating yourself, Sandwich."
    Allen could endure the mockery, but physical confrontation is where he drew the line. Allen picked Anthony up and hurled him across the yard. Anthony picked himself up, then ran back to the dorky kid for revenge.
    When Anthony arrived back at Allen's table though, Allen had transformed into a giant sandwich. Anthony stood still, astonished at what he beheld, and when it was too late he realized Allen the sandwich was falling on him. The being descended upon Choice Anthony, crushing him with his gluten-infused might. Anthony flailed from underneath, begging to be released.
    In Anthony's ear, Allen the sandwich muttered "who's the sandwich now?"
    "You are!" Anthony screamed
    "WRONG! Tell me you're a sandwich."
    "I. . . I'm a sandwich" Anthony whimpered, confused.
    "Good, now tell your friends"
    "I'm a sandwich!" Anthony yelled.
Allen the sandwich released Choice Anthony and reverted to his human self. He sandwich-kicked his foe back to the popular kids table and sat back down to finish his lunch. When Choice Anthony landed, he was a sandwichfied version of himself, and the popular kids moved their things to another table; they didn't associate with sandwiches.
    For the rest of the school year, Allen and Choice Anthony ate in the sandwich section of the school yard. Anthony attempted to reconcile, so he could at least eat in company, but it took a long time for Allen to accept. Eventually, though, the two did end up eating lunch together, and even started to become friends. As they say, sandwiches are better in company.

The Lonely Acorn

    The lonely acorn sat wedged in a rock crevice. Every day the forsaken seed endured the elements with little hope of sprouting. One day after nearly giving up hope, a mystical voice echoed in its mind. The mountain? The sun? Its origin wasn't clear, but its message was, "Push. Against all odds, push! Send out your roots and grow!"
    It finally felt like the acorn had permission to try. So, it did. It crawled out of its despair, and with the sun still beating down on its little brown cap, the lonely acorn clenched.
    "A shallow attempt" the voice whispered. "Push!" 
    Again, the acorn pushed, but nothing happened.
    "Fool! Push! Heave! With all your might, send your roots out!"
    The acorn clenched harder this time. It bore down and heaved with all of its might. And just when it seemed like a futile cause, a crack formed in the shell. The struggling seed found new strength in this hope, and doubled its effort. This time the rock itself began shuddering. The fissure which held the seed began cracking more along its length, shaking the mountain to the core.
    Finally, rays of bright, intense light shone from the cracks that propagated across the acorn's shell and exploded with roots. The taproot plunged deep into the heart of the mountain, finding a reservoir of pristine, magical water. It sucked it up in its entirety, and the acorn instantly grew into a mighty oak tree, taller than the mountain itself.
    "Well done" the voice whispered, and the mountain went to sleep for some time, letting the new majesty bask in its glory.

Eramin's Frozen Brain

    Eramin's frozen brain sat in his head. His body continued moving, and his mouth continued talking, but the inside of his skull was like ice. He counted down. Three. . . Two. . . One. . .
    "Phew" he said, and his friends laughed. They finished their slushies and made it back to the pool as break was ending.

A Fun Family Camping Trip

    The camping trip made a turn for the worst. Bebe decided to bring a big clump of dirt into the tent, and George hated worms. He woke up to three of them crawling all over his face and screamed for Dad who was outside cooking breakfast. Startled, he ran to see what the matter was, knocking the stove over as he did.
    It was woeful enough that breakfast spilled across the ground, but calamity ensued when the propane tank connection snapped. Gas leaked right towards the remaining flames of the cooktop, creating a giant fireball aimed right at the dead tree under which Dad was cooking.
    Mom beheld the tree engulfed in flames when she returned with her catch in the canoe. Dad came running down to the water and said, "Millie we need to go!"
    "But I just caught our dinner, can't we put it in the ice box first?"
    "No time. Leave the fish, ditch the tent, we need to get out of here."
    By now half the camp site was in flames. Millie shrugged and dropped the many fish on the ground, leaving them to flounder their way back into the lake. She scooped up Bebe and buckled her in the car while Dad grabbed George, who still had worms on his face, and threw him in the back seat. He'd have to figure his car seat out himself.
    With Millie's legs still dangling out of the car, Dad peeled away from the camp site, leaving the roaring fire to take care of clean up.
    "I'm not dealing with that" Dad said, thumbing back to the destruction behind them. 
    "No way." Millie agreed as she finally got her legs in the car and buckled herself.
    "Dad it's in my nose!" George screamed.
    "Not right now!" Mom and Dad yelled in unison.

The Stranded Sailor

The stranded sailor sipped his soup, then reached for his bread. When it pinched him, he retreated his hand, and began weeping, cursing this wretched island.

Penny the Accountant

    Penny sat writing her daily entry for the farm accounting records. It wasn't a glamorous job, but better than roasting outside with the others. The hardest part wasn't even the work itself; it was the complaints she inevitably received.
    Penny worked diligently, but the problem was her penmanship was atrocious. Every day Farmer Pat's wife, Virginia, yelled at Penny for her illegible accounting. When she complained to her husband, Farmer Pat insisted that a new accountant would be too expensive; the only cost for Penny was to feed and house her. Virginia argued that it was impossible to decipher Penny's chicken scratch, and rightfully so. Penny could understand that, but she couldn't understand why they would expect anything more from her. She was a chicken after all.

An Arrogant Inquiry

    The tough cowboys sat around the table in the now-quiet saloon. Each of them with five cards in their hand. The embers of Quickdraw Kevin's eyes were searing right through Rough Randy's hand; he knew among the wimpy rider's cards was the Queen. Sneaky Steve sat wily observing the two, his unnerving smirk remained plastered on his face, likely counting the cards at the table.
    Kevin had shut Minstrel Joe up from his playing moments ago; he had a game to win. The three cowboys were all in, and the tower of chips on the table would crown the winner as king of this town. The losers would be driven out unless they swore fealty to the winner.
    Suspense hung among the saloon. Clearly, victory was Quickdraw Kevin's, the worst option for the townsfolk. Rough Randy's hands were shaking. Eventually Kevin grew impatient.
    "I ain't got all day Randy!" he shouted.
    Randy's sweat-drenched face revealed itself as he lowered his hand. Weeping sounded throughout the room as the barmaids and waitresses foresaw their fate under the future tyrant's rule of the town. Sneaky Steve darted his eyes back and forth between the two, clearly conjuring something in his head. The rustling of debris could be heard from outside.
    Finally, Rough Randy responded to Quickdraw Kevin's inquiry. "Go Fish."
    A moment of shocked silence was immediately shattered from the eruption of cheers. Sneaky Steve began cackling and Minstrel Joe began playing his heart out. Itch gave out drinks on the house, and when Quickdraw Kevin recovered from his stupor, he exclaimed "Liar!" and swiped at the chips on the table.
    Randy and Steve were quicker this time, though, and soon had him pinned on the stage floor.
    Dancers came out and began dancing in celebration around the defeated wretch, and the men in the bar pounded their fists to the beat of the song, singing to their joy at Quickdraw Kevin's defeat. After the loser had writhed enough, the other two flung him out through the doors into the street.
    Randy stepped up with a royal scepter in hand and inquired of the fallen cowboy "Do you swear fealty to me?"
    "You haven't won yet!" Kevin shouted.
    Then Sneaky Steve stepped next to Rough Randy, then turned to face him, and with a flourish of his hand, bowed before the new king of the town. Quickdraw Kevin spit at Randy's feet, then made for his horse, and galloped away amidst a barrage of old bottles. The townspeople cheered for their new king, hoisting him up on a chair and bringing him back to the stage to be celebrated. As his first decree he declared that Quickdraw Kevin should be exiled from this town until the end of time.

Gus Sparagus

    A fireball descended from the sky and smashed through the jewelry store window. A tall, hefty figure stepped out from the impact, through the smoke. Before the attendant could hit the emergency button, a diamond shard impaled him in the chest, sending him flying backwards and pinning him to the wall.
    Two other attendants came from the sides wielding bats, but Gus Sparagus hardened his crystal shell, denting their bats on impact. He released his clench, then fired upon them two more of the diamond shards adorning his head.
    Gus shattered the cases of jewelry, taking every piece for himself. With the entirety of the store's inventory in his satchel, Gus retreated out of the store, then rocketed back into the sky. He'd return to his lair to consume the jewelry and refuel his crystal reserves. Oh the irony that the effort he spends collecting fuel for his powers is the exact cause of his power consumption.

Dr. Bread's Baneful Mistake

    "I a'peel to you!" Potassian exclaimed, releasing a yellow blast of energy from his palm, sending the evil doctor's crusty hair flying. Dr. Bread and Queen Ethyline had been trying to age and consume the nutritious hero for their master scheme: to convert all the bread in the world to banana bread. Potassian wouldn't stand for it, though; he wouldn't let such destruction be brought upon the world.
    He couldn't get too close to the queen, lest she age him prematurely, hindering his fighting power. Potassian took out his banana-bolo, swung it around, then unleashed it on the duo. With a flap in Dr. Bread's face, the device tangled the two back to back. The peel-protection wouldn't last long, so Potassian quickly found the control board for the Bananabreadifier. Technology wasn't among his strengths, but that was ok, banana power never had trouble with dumb ol' technology. He smashed his fist through the control board, soaking the inside with mushy slime.
    Lights all across the cabin of the airship began flashing. Self-destruction was imminent. Potassian looked over and saw the evil couple untangling themselves. With the Bananabreadifier disrupted, though, his job was done. So, the divisive hero kicked through the windshield, then dove out saying "peel ya later!" as he exited. Moments later he unfurled a large banana peel and descended safely to the ground. Dr. Bread scrambled around trying to fix his masterpiece, but in vain. Queen Ethyline shoved him aside.
    "Out of my way!" she said as she blasted the banana mush with ripening power, cranking the dial on her wrist to maximum.
    The substance coating the inside of the control board became slimier and mushier, and eventually liquified, and then completely dissipated as a gas, permeating the room in a strong ethylene smell.
    "There you go." Queen Ethyline said but was horrified when she turned around and beheld her companion choking.
    Queen Ethyline had been so intent on fixing her husband's machine that she didn't think about the consequences. The banana fumes were soaking into his breadness, choking him with a sickening aftertaste. In that moment he realized the folly of his plan, but it was too late.
    He'd been bananbreadified by his own bride. Could it be undone? Possibly, but he would never be the same. 

Whoopie Farm

    "Let's all go to the whoopee farm" Andrew shouted.
    The rest of the kids sighed; the whoopee farm was so boring. It was a hot summer day though, and the alternative was to continue sitting around complaining. So the kids got up and began walking to the whoopee farm.
    When they arrived Andrew shouted "whoopee!" as was custom, and the rest of the kids mumbled an unenthusiastic "whoopee" in reply.
    Farmer Amos met them at the front gate "Well hi there kids!" 
    "Hi farmer Amos." They all replied in unison. 
    "Glad to see you, I need some help harvesting these whoopees. I'll pay you each a dollar for your help!"
    Only Andrew answered with excitement "a whole dollar? You bet!"
    So, farmer Amos set the kids out pulling the wiggly white puffy vegetables out of the dirt from their stems. The fields soon sounded with "whoopees!" and before long the kids had harvested hundreds of whoopees. After a hard day's work farmer Amos' wife Debbie brought out nutritious whoopie pies and the kids ate their fill. They said their goodbyes and went home satisfied.
    "Wasn't that fun guys?" Andrew asked. Reluctantly the kids agreed that it was fun, and for a dollar and whoopie pies, it was a day well spent. They were even eager to help farmer Amos again soon.

Procedure Prep

    Vey laid back in the chair, clenching the armrests; she'd always been apprehensive towards needles. She was set on incorporating this cybernetic enhancement though, so she'd endure the prodding. Juniper has tested countless times, and even if he hadn't, she trusted him.
    The prototype tech they'd found on the thug in the alley was exactly what they needed to help escape the Sink, even the city entirely. Juniper had reverse engineered it and built a modified version that interfaced directly with the user's nervous and circulatory systems. If the procedure was successful, Valence should be able to channel the inherent properties of various substances according to her will.