Egg Olive Eater

    A large green snake came over to eat its lunch of a thousand olives. It was a fancy snake named Charles, and the only thing it ate was olives, the big green kind. It pretended they were eggs and still swallowed them whole by unhinging its jaws.
    Seeing a snake unhinge its jaws was unsightly, and to see one do it for a thousand olives was repulsive. Charles didn't care what the onlookers thought, though. He just liked eating his egg-sized olives.