"Introducing the latest and greatest kitchen tech of this year, the Power Chop! Your all in one kitchen appliance for all of your chopping needs!" The salesman presented on the TV. It was three o'clock in the morning, Jeffrey was wide awake, and the only thing to watch were informercials. So, Jeffrey sat there in his recliner, enamored with the Power Chop. I need one of those he thought.
So, Jeffrey grabbed his Utility Stick and unhooked the phone from the wall. He pulled it toward himself, then with the phone in hand, he used the Stick to dial the number on the screen. The Power Chop hotline answered his call, and he excitedly placed his order.
Jeffrey was so excited for his Power Chop that he nearly jumped out of his seat but immediately thought better of it; that'd be far too much work. So instead, Jeffrey decided to nestle himself further in his recliner. Not before returning the phone to its place on the wall, though.
He reached for his Utility Stick next to his leg but didn't feel it. Dread filled him when he looked over and realized it had rolled to the floor when he was placing his Power Chop order. The ringing of the phone next to his hear seemed to amplify a hundred times.
Either Jeffrey would have to get up and return the phone himself, or endure the now blaring ringing in his ear the rest of the night. Which was worse, the ringing, or the Utility Stick staring at him from just out of his reach, he wasn't sure. Never had he more greatly wished he had ordered that second Utility Stick he considered when buying the first, though.
So, Jeffrey grabbed his Utility Stick and unhooked the phone from the wall. He pulled it toward himself, then with the phone in hand, he used the Stick to dial the number on the screen. The Power Chop hotline answered his call, and he excitedly placed his order.
Jeffrey was so excited for his Power Chop that he nearly jumped out of his seat but immediately thought better of it; that'd be far too much work. So instead, Jeffrey decided to nestle himself further in his recliner. Not before returning the phone to its place on the wall, though.
He reached for his Utility Stick next to his leg but didn't feel it. Dread filled him when he looked over and realized it had rolled to the floor when he was placing his Power Chop order. The ringing of the phone next to his hear seemed to amplify a hundred times.
Either Jeffrey would have to get up and return the phone himself, or endure the now blaring ringing in his ear the rest of the night. Which was worse, the ringing, or the Utility Stick staring at him from just out of his reach, he wasn't sure. Never had he more greatly wished he had ordered that second Utility Stick he considered when buying the first, though.
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