"Aphid attaaaack! There's an aphid attack on this city, guys!" Melvin entered the classroom screaming at the top of his lungs.
"Dude, they're aphids. They're here every summer, and they eat some of your crops, it's ok." Dwayne responded. The rest of the class casually agreed with him and began to resume their shenanigans in the classroom.
"But you don't understand!" Melvin continued. Dwayne rolled his eyes, and he and the rest of the students gave their lackluster attention to the frantic boy again. "These are ravenous aphids; they desire much nourishment!"
"Ok, Melvin, the farmers will have to spray a little more this year, it's fine. Sit down or leave, I can't believe even I'm telling you that"
"Oh, I think I'll stay" Melvin replied, his voice becoming deeper, and sounding much more controlled. He stepped slowly toward Dwayne, who was now eyeing him quite suspiciously.
"Dude, they're aphids. They're here every summer, and they eat some of your crops, it's ok." Dwayne responded. The rest of the class casually agreed with him and began to resume their shenanigans in the classroom.
"But you don't understand!" Melvin continued. Dwayne rolled his eyes, and he and the rest of the students gave their lackluster attention to the frantic boy again. "These are ravenous aphids; they desire much nourishment!"
"Ok, Melvin, the farmers will have to spray a little more this year, it's fine. Sit down or leave, I can't believe even I'm telling you that"
"Oh, I think I'll stay" Melvin replied, his voice becoming deeper, and sounding much more controlled. He stepped slowly toward Dwayne, who was now eyeing him quite suspiciously.
"And perhaps I forgot to mention, these are carnivorous aphids, each the size of a small boy. A small boy named Melvin!"
And Melvin pulled the boy mask off of his face, revealing a giant, revolting aphid face. The creature clacked it's mandibles in anticipation of a sumptuous, fresh Dwayne. It gripped Dwayne's face by the ears, and just as it began to devour its prey, it was knocked directly onto it's back by a punch in the face.
"Every Tuesday. . . Melvin, stop. It wasn't funny the first time, it's not funny now, and it's old. Time to molt this bit bud." Dwayne explained to the nuisance. The rest of the class agreed eagerly with Dwayne, and once again resumed their shenanigans in the classroom.
And Melvin pulled the boy mask off of his face, revealing a giant, revolting aphid face. The creature clacked it's mandibles in anticipation of a sumptuous, fresh Dwayne. It gripped Dwayne's face by the ears, and just as it began to devour its prey, it was knocked directly onto it's back by a punch in the face.
"Every Tuesday. . . Melvin, stop. It wasn't funny the first time, it's not funny now, and it's old. Time to molt this bit bud." Dwayne explained to the nuisance. The rest of the class agreed eagerly with Dwayne, and once again resumed their shenanigans in the classroom.
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