Ocean Daniels was a devious son of a gun, but it was the attack on Captain Cannonblunder's ship that led to his demise. He climbed aboard the crazed pirate's ship with only a spear, thinking he could defeat the crew with advanced martial arts. When he hopped over the gunwale, though, Captain Cannonblunder was prepared and opens eight barrels of vicious baboons on the fool adventurer.
The baboons picked him up and after tickling him for forty-five minutes straight, they tossed him overboard, snickering like cats. Captain Cannonblunder whistled, calling the baboons back to carry him to his quarters, and wait on him while he charted their next course. The remaining baboons that didn't fit in the captain's chambers were directed to man the ship and look out for more intruders. It was a good day to be a baboon on the Opposable Toe.
The baboons picked him up and after tickling him for forty-five minutes straight, they tossed him overboard, snickering like cats. Captain Cannonblunder whistled, calling the baboons back to carry him to his quarters, and wait on him while he charted their next course. The remaining baboons that didn't fit in the captain's chambers were directed to man the ship and look out for more intruders. It was a good day to be a baboon on the Opposable Toe.
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