"Greetings Edmund, I take it the journey was uneventful?" Ashton inquired of the doctor.
"Hardly, Sir Weathermit, the crabs were the worst I've ever seen. How they climb upon a moving carriage is perplexing. Regardless, here I am. Where's the patient?"
"Ah, I'm sorry to hear that. Right this way." Ashton replied, leading Dr. Edmund to Willapilna in the back room.
"A fever you say?"
"Erm, yes, and the foulest stench has filled the room."
"Wonderful." The doctor replied. Whether it was sarcasm, Ashton wasn't sure.
They entered the room, and the stench was in fact most foul, but Dr. Edmund proceeded. Upon inspection, he found Willapilna to be arching her back, and her neck deep into her pillow. The only noises she seemed to make were reminiscent of constipation, and so he proceeded to inspect her abdominal region. Her entire core was tense with clenching, and with permission he proceeded to inspect her rear. The cause was immediately apparent, and Dr. Edmond retrieved his reverse forceps.
"Hardly, Sir Weathermit, the crabs were the worst I've ever seen. How they climb upon a moving carriage is perplexing. Regardless, here I am. Where's the patient?"
"Ah, I'm sorry to hear that. Right this way." Ashton replied, leading Dr. Edmund to Willapilna in the back room.
"A fever you say?"
"Erm, yes, and the foulest stench has filled the room."
"Wonderful." The doctor replied. Whether it was sarcasm, Ashton wasn't sure.
They entered the room, and the stench was in fact most foul, but Dr. Edmund proceeded. Upon inspection, he found Willapilna to be arching her back, and her neck deep into her pillow. The only noises she seemed to make were reminiscent of constipation, and so he proceeded to inspect her abdominal region. Her entire core was tense with clenching, and with permission he proceeded to inspect her rear. The cause was immediately apparent, and Dr. Edmond retrieved his reverse forceps.
When the doctor stood back up, Willapilna's body immediately relaxed. In his hands Dr. Edmund held a crab. It had pinched Willapilna's rear end so tightly that she could only clench in response. It had nestled itself right between her and the sheets, and weeks of sitting there left it to reek.
Ashton looked at the doctor in astonishment.
"I tell you Ashton. The crabs." The doctor said as he began cleaning up his instruments.
Ashton looked at the doctor in astonishment.
"I tell you Ashton. The crabs." The doctor said as he began cleaning up his instruments.
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