"Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!" The crowd cheered and Sparklespritz began her eighth pint of eggnog. Bumbleflap was the only other contestant that hadn't dropped out, and it was clear he was struggling. Sparklespritz wasn't immune to the bloat though, and she was only consuming the drink through sheer will and concentration. Keeping all of this festive beverage down wasn't easy.
Eventually she did finish her eighth pint, and right as she did, Bumbleflap stood up to congratulate her, then immediately fell flat on his face, thus crowning Sparklespritz the Eggnog Drinking Champion. It's a good thing too because the Eggnog Drinking Champion's main job is handling logistics for Christmas delivery.
After a stop at the bathroom, Sparklespritz had to rush to the Logistics Operation Center and settle into her cozy seat to manage the route for Santa as he prepared to leave. Looks like presents would arrive on time, and as efficiently as ever this year.
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