Anna Phregnella was the class clown of Rudimentary Elementary, and she had a reputation to uphold. The teachers dreaded the day she'd be in their class, while her classmates were eager to share a classroom with her. They knew it meant jokes and disruptions galore, and with every disruption came a chance for no homework. They cheered her on quietly through the school day.
Fourth grade was a historical year for Anna and her class. It was the year of the Pot Pie Pandemonium. Anna planned the event for a month. She worked tirelessly every night and through every school day, planning on the ultimate prank.
The day finally arrived, and Anna and her classmates were ready. They'd rehearsed at every recess for the past week. When principal Bregnathren walked into the lunchroom at precisely 12:36 PM, half the class would throw their pot pies at him. But that wasn't all. In the middle of his speech, the other half would descend from the ceiling and throw their pot pies at him, completely undermining his power.
At 12:36 that Thursday, principal Bregnathren walked in for his pot pie, and he received far more than he expected. Dozens of pot pies smashed into his face, and you could see his red hued skin through the filling. Furious, principal Bregnathren began shooting at the students, explaining the punishment they'd face. And right in the middle of his explanation, the rest of the class descended down from the ceiling on ropes and threw their pot pies at him. This interrupted his speech as planned, and the students all laughed at him while he stood there dumbfounded.
Anna's classmates lifted her up and cheered, carrying her out of the school, down the street, and all the way to Pizzatown to celebrate their victory.
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