Turkey Leg

 Turkey Leg

(To the tune of Alabama Song by The Doors)

Oh pass me the tray

With the big turkey legs

Ohh don't ask why

Ohh don't ask why

Oh pass me the tray

With the big turkey legs

Ohh don't ask why

Ohh don't ask why

For if I don't get

My big turkey leg

I tell you I might cry

I tell you I might cry

I tell you

I tell you

I tell you I might cry

Ohh spoon of mashed potatoes

I now must say goodbye

We love our sweet potatoes

I must have turkey oh you know why

Ohh spoon of mashed potatoes

I now must say goodbye

We love our sweet potatoes

I must have turkey oh you know why

Oh someone help me

Loosen my belt buckle

Ohh don't ask why

Ohh don't ask why

Oh someone help me

Loosen my belt buckle

Ohh don't ask why

Ohh don't ask why

For if I don't make

Room for all this food

I tell you I might die

I tell you I might die

I tell you

I tell you

I tell you I might die

Ohh spoon of mashed potatoes

I now must say goodbye

We love our sweet potatoes

Please no more turkey oh you know why!