On the fortieth day of the Battle for Mountain Creek, General Lester Robberts gazed upon the battlefield trying to remember why they were fighting these goats. Under a white banner he marched across the battlefield, several times dodging his men butting heads with the enemy. He'd have to thank Edna McSween for her efforts in making these helmets; they'd have lost the battle on day one without them.
General Lester Robberts swiped open the enemy general's tent flap and immediately delivered the words he'd thought of on the way. He explained the nonsense of the fighting and suggested there were surely more peaceful means for the acquisition of Mountain Creek.
The enemy general stared at General Lester Roberts long enough for him to grow uncomfortable.
Eventually, the caprine general said "Maa!" then leaped over the table and headbutted General Lester Robberts in the face, knocking him unconscious to the floor.
The enemy general marched out of his tent and unscrewed one of his horns. Clumsily, he brought it to his lips with his hoofs, and blew. The drone was heard throughout the region, inspiring all the goats on the battlefield. With renewed vigor, they made an aggressive push against the enemy line. Without their general, the men lost their ground quickly and retreated back down the mountain. Victory went to the goats that day.
Since then, there's been no sight of General Lester Robberts, but guards remain posted at the mountain entrance at all hours, looking out for their beloved general.
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