Mr. Schlossburger was the president of Cheesy Snack Foods Inc. A more obvious piece of information couldn't have been stated in his presence. Your hands would be covered in cheese dust after shaking his, and his breath reeked of the curdled concoction. A cheesy odor followed him as if it depended on him. He loved cheesy foods and was always glad to share his enthusiasm with anyone he encountered, regardless of their consent.
The CSF Inc. board of directors decided they needed a new flavor one day. Simultaneously they decided Mr. Schlossburger needed to be done away with. The most efficient solution was clear to them, and Mr. Sharp was not one to dawdle. He met with Mr. Schlossburger one afternoon by the cheese vats, and before even giving a cordial salutation, Mr. Sharp shoved Mr. Schlossburger into the cheese vat.
CSF Inc.'s new flavor "Extra Stinky" was released at the beginning of the next quarter, and it made record sales. Best of all, the board no longer had to endure Mr. Schlossburger and his pungent stench. And that was the most important thing, the board decided.
The CSF Inc. board of directors decided they needed a new flavor one day. Simultaneously they decided Mr. Schlossburger needed to be done away with. The most efficient solution was clear to them, and Mr. Sharp was not one to dawdle. He met with Mr. Schlossburger one afternoon by the cheese vats, and before even giving a cordial salutation, Mr. Sharp shoved Mr. Schlossburger into the cheese vat.
CSF Inc.'s new flavor "Extra Stinky" was released at the beginning of the next quarter, and it made record sales. Best of all, the board no longer had to endure Mr. Schlossburger and his pungent stench. And that was the most important thing, the board decided.
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