Herschel's Deviant Diet

    It was one fine summer day that Herschel Drummond found himself whisked away from his home in rural Pennsylvania on a plumed chariot. It was the last thing he expected that day until he was deposited in the middle of the Sahara Desert. Well his wife did tell him eating turkey dinners outside of Thanksgiving season was risky business, but he honestly thought she was making a comment on his diet, not the possible effects of his aberrant feasting. Maybe he should have expected this? Regardless, whenever he returned, he'd have to heed his wife's words more closely from now on.

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