Breadloaf the Brute

    If you had known Breadloaf when he was a crusty boy, you'd understand why he now ravaged the city with an incessant rain of croutons. He was always made fun of in school, but the worst were the Caesar Sisters. They'd tease and toss him about, ignoring his complaints, and inevitably he'd walk away scratched and deflated.

    Well, when he was older, he decided he'd be the one in charge. He returned to his city double baked, and employed his childhood tormentors as his minions, which they happily agreed to. From then on he was known as Breadloaf the Brute, and he was despised among citizens. Reputation mattered not to him, though. Only power. And with an iron slice he ruled the city for years to come.