The Discovery of Fruitnetic Energy

    The Mighty Apple hung suspended in fruitnetic field of the generator. Scientists gathered around the containment mesh of the device, eager to witness the results of their efforts. The head scientist, Dr. Waxbite, flipped the power switch, and the Mighty Apple began to spin.
    The scientists observed the fruit spinning faster and faster. "Approaching critical rotational velocity!" one shouted. "All personnel, open mouths!" he added.
    Then all the scientists opened their mouths wide. When the Mighty Apple reached the hypothesized critical spin, it shattered, sending its contents flying outward. The mush sped through the fruitnetic flux sensors, and eventually through the mesh and onto the scientists faces, some of which ended up in their open mouths to a resounding "Mmm."
    Minutes later the scientists finished recording the results of the experiment, and they were quite pleased. It was clear that fruitnetic energy was a promising alternative to petroleum-based resources in the future, with the only emission being clean applesauce.

    Dr. Waxbite changed out of his lab coat, and into his pinstripe suit and bowler hat for the press conference. "It's a good day for Red, Delicious Energy Inc. today friends!" he said as he walked up the laboratory stairs and out the door.