Not Quite a Couch Potato

    "Get off the couch Ian!" Grandma shouted at her grandson.

    "I can't, I'm stuck!" He replied.

    "Dumb boy, unbuckle yourself first. Quickly now, before I give you the business end of this here wet mop!"

    "Oh yeah" he replied, laughing at his forgetfulness. He unbuckled himself, got off the couch and continued about his day. Grandma finished mopping the couch, and the family resumed their cordial interaction.