Disturbed by the Pool

    Elmer Pool Noodle sat by the side of the pool soaking up the rays. He was suddenly disturbed by Dianna McSmack. His day had changed entirely. 

    Dianna grabbed his bottom end and started flailing him about, smacking the water and other swimmers as hard as she could. She paid no attention to the screams, and Elmer quickly grew nauseous, his headache increasing with every smack.

    Finally, Drew the lifeguard had had enough and he grabbed Elmer from her hands. Dianna screamed at the top of her lungs in fury, but Drew just picked her up and threw her into the deep end. The rest of the swimmers applauded and cheered. Elmer quietly thanked the heroic lifeguard and resumed soaking up the rays, yet remained vigilant for whenever the little terror crawled back out from her watery confinement.