The Happy Birthday Dance

    The world renowned Birthday Dance has been a long-time tradition of the Earthen people. It became an established part of Earth culture two hundred years after the Happy Birthday song was well cemented as the song to be sung at every birthday occasion, regardless of the birthday celebrant's comfort with the song.
    Excitement for one's own birthday dropped significantly lower when the Birthday Dance was also integrated in the occasion. So much so in fact that diversion of attention from one's birthday likewise became a customary effort of the person during their birth month.
    Needless to say, such tactics usually fail, and to this day unfortunate souls endure dozens of people singing to them, while they hop up and down, spinning in circles, holding one leg and patting their head, all under the torturous gaze of the singers.

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