Frank and Jane spent all day trying to pack the car, but the kittens kept escaping. They had all the preparations set in place, but kittens had no regard for Frank and Jane's preparations.
"Jane! How are we going to keep the kittens in the car?"
"I don't know, this was your idea, Frank. What about the kitten vacuum we got on sale last season?"
"Genius! I forgot we had that."
Frank ran inside to get the kitten vacuum. Minutes later he stepped out with a giant machine strapped to his back. He held a nozzle in his hands the diameter of a cat, and on his back hung an extra large sack. He turned on the vacuum, and ran around sucking up the kittens, while Jane wrangled them toward him. Eventually they managed to suck all the kittens up.
When they were sure they had every last one of them, Frank removed the sack, zipped it up, and tossed it in the back of the van. Jane took her seat at the wheel, and Frank buckled himself in the passenger seat. Relieved, they could finally go release the kittens at the old folk's retirement home.
"I don't know, this was your idea, Frank. What about the kitten vacuum we got on sale last season?"
"Genius! I forgot we had that."
Frank ran inside to get the kitten vacuum. Minutes later he stepped out with a giant machine strapped to his back. He held a nozzle in his hands the diameter of a cat, and on his back hung an extra large sack. He turned on the vacuum, and ran around sucking up the kittens, while Jane wrangled them toward him. Eventually they managed to suck all the kittens up.
When they were sure they had every last one of them, Frank removed the sack, zipped it up, and tossed it in the back of the van. Jane took her seat at the wheel, and Frank buckled himself in the passenger seat. Relieved, they could finally go release the kittens at the old folk's retirement home.
"Just think of how much joy these little rascals will bring the old people dear!"
"I know honey, what would they do without us?"
"I know honey, what would they do without us?"
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