He's the hackin', slashin' superhero of the twentieth century!
It's Hack Slashum! When evildoers stand in his way, he hacks n' slashes them until they no longer stand in his way!
Where's he goin'? no one knows! But don't stand in the way of him reaching his destination, or he'll hack n' slash ya!
Do you have evildoers afoot in your town? Snatch them up and throw them in the path of Hack Slashum! He'll take care of them! Turkey too much trouble to carve for Thanksgiving? Chuck it in front of Hack Slashum and you'll have a carved turkey in seconds!
Everyone cheer for Hack Slashum!
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