"All hail the Toilet Paper King!" the grand plungemaster announced. Streamers of two-ply shot out above the congregation as the Toilet Paper King appeared from behind the curtains. The people cheered through empty toilet paper tubes at the sight of their king.
"Now now, before anyone gets flush from their shouting, let's settle down!" The grand plungemaster called as the king sat on his throne.
"Now now, before anyone gets flush from their shouting, let's settle down!" The grand plungemaster called as the king sat on his throne.
The porcelain has never looked so shiny; those closest had to shield their eyes. Everyone gathered today to hear the kings decree on the mark left on the royal cotton.
He cleared his throat and spoke "we are a clean people, and we shall make this known! Wash the royal cotton!"
Again, cheers erupted from the tubes. The ceremony ended and revelry took place. The grand plungemaster sent everyone out from the gathering arena, out to the festive fields, wishing everyone a most wonderful wipe.
Again, cheers erupted from the tubes. The ceremony ended and revelry took place. The grand plungemaster sent everyone out from the gathering arena, out to the festive fields, wishing everyone a most wonderful wipe.
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