Chancellor Stellarpants' Visit to Dimwindle

    The skies opened up for Chancellor Stellarpants as he descended on his pulse deck. The chrome platform mirrored his pants and likewise dazzled all the eyes whose gaze was set upon it. The Chancellor was here to negotiate an increase shininess allowance for the citizens of Dimwindle, who'd been severely limited in their shininess capacity for the past several decades. They could tell you much about the Dimstrifewars should you ever decide to visit. 
    Chancellor Stellarpants knew this would lead to a violent uprising eventually and decided to try and preemptively quell hostilities. The citizens gathered around the judgement hall to await the negotiations, uncovering their eyes once the Chancellor and his stellar pants had stepped through the door. Hours went by without word of progress, and many citizens began packing up, having given up hope.
    Just as they started to leave though, Chancellor Stellarpants burst through the door, once again dazzling them. No word was said, but when Loving Dictator Dimsvelte emerged in his own set of stellar pants, cheers erupted among the crowds.

    Finally, sparkles, twinkles, and flashes would once again be allowed among the towns of Dimwindle. Many thanked Chancellor Stellarpants as he ascended through the skies again to his dazzling destroyer, Sparkshimmer. Everyone started up at the ship, and it shot off into the depths of space with a glittery explosion. Shimmers and sparkles rained from the sky, lighting up towns and cities, arriving the streets with wonder. For the far future, Dimwindle would be much less dim, and the people would once again enjoy brightness.