Rocky the goat chewed his grass so hard and made the most aggressive grass-chewing faces that it freaked the other goats out. When they'd come wander near his patch, they'd inevitably hear him, then see him chewing, and would slowly back the way they came. Eventually, Rocky ran out of grass to aggressively chew, so he strutted around to find a new patch.
Well while he was busy aggressively chewing his grass, all the other goats decided to hit the chewing gym, and after several weeks of chewing rocks and tree bark, their jaws were like vice grips, and they made that clear to Rocky when he approached.
They nodded him away, sending him to go look elsewhere for another patch. Meanwhile, they found the grass was too soft for them now, to they migrated to the woods anyway, and chose to continue living on a diet of trees and rocks.
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