"Ten chickens escaped the coop this morning, and so far, only eight have been found. We join the scene here with Ed Feather. Ed, what the scoop? '
"Well Brenda, chickens nine and ten are still missing, but investigators have been following the chicken scratch they left behind, and they're befuddled to say the least. First they went east, then west, and they can't make heads or tails of the situation. Following the pattern, they should be able to see them coming back this way any minute now, but so far -- wait, there's commotion over yonder!
"We follow quietly to let the investigators do their job. It looks like -- yes it looks like both chickens are bobbing back this way, but they're in some strange unison. Upon closer inspection, they seem to have both tried eating corn from the same cob at the same time. Now the cob is stuck in each of their throats with a ring of corn around the middle. Chicken nine wanted to cross the road but ten wouldn't have it, and ten being the bigger one, strong-necked nine into returning to the coop."
"Well Brenda, chickens nine and ten are still missing, but investigators have been following the chicken scratch they left behind, and they're befuddled to say the least. First they went east, then west, and they can't make heads or tails of the situation. Following the pattern, they should be able to see them coming back this way any minute now, but so far -- wait, there's commotion over yonder!
"We follow quietly to let the investigators do their job. It looks like -- yes it looks like both chickens are bobbing back this way, but they're in some strange unison. Upon closer inspection, they seem to have both tried eating corn from the same cob at the same time. Now the cob is stuck in each of their throats with a ring of corn around the middle. Chicken nine wanted to cross the road but ten wouldn't have it, and ten being the bigger one, strong-necked nine into returning to the coop."
"Well, that wraps up this story folks. Thanks to Ed Feather for the inside look into this wild chicken chase. Until next time, I'm Brenda Doodledoo, your local channel 4 anchor."
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