The Old Guy in the Woods

    In the deep dark woods lives an old creepy man. If you happen to pass him, he'll yell at you to get off his lawn, and then he'll throw rotten, half-eaten tomatoes at you. It's the quickest route through the woods, but most people would say it's better to just take the long way. No one even knows where he gets the tomatoes; they don't grow in the woods. Still, it's not worth trying to find out, just leave him alone.