Snaggletooth Racing Down The Street

    The old hag came cruising down the street with her razor-sharp snaggletooth hanging out the side of her convertible. She sliced through the ghouls that passed by, and when Dracula approached, she pointed that tooth straight at his heart.

    "Nice try, hag, but that's bone, not wood. Now get outta here!"
    Annoyed, the old hag sped off to go find another being to bother.