Mycelio of Mushroom Magician

    Mycelio the Mushroom Magician appeared on stage with a burst of spores. Once the coughing in the audience subsided, he began his magnificent act of making mushrooms manifest on their heads.

    "One for me, many for the rest, on thy heads, mushrooms manifest!" Mycelio called out, and mushrooms began popping up all over the audience's heads.

    When the show was over, everyone left the auditorium in laughter at each other's looks, and all of the bonking that was occurring every which way.