Welcome to Hunkerdown Fort! The name's Wylen. Here are some supplies to get you started hunkering, and if you'll follow me, I can introduce you to the other hunkerers.
This here is Amelia, she's our newest resident and has been hunkering for four months now. Jerome, Jacinta, and Judy over there have been hunkering here for close to two years now. They arrived together and we haven't been able to separate them. We'll get their story out of them one of these days Ha-Ha! But for now they're doing a good job hunkering, so we leave them be.
Kaston over here was the first hunkerer I recruited, and he's been my right-hand man for the past five years. He handles day to day operations, while I focus on the larger direction of Hunkerdown Fort. Your quarters are down here. Go ahead, take your supplies, and make yourself comfortable. Once you're all set, we can get you started on hunkering down!
Leave! Ha-Ha there'll be no leaving Hunkerdown Fort! We're all hunkering down. If you leave, all of our preparations will've been for nothing! Get on back to your room, and we'll all hunker down here together!
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