Dr. Smugmug

    Dr. Smugmug saw his last patient of the day, and as he'd done with the previous thirty, he proceeded to talk about how great of a doctor he was as he examined the patient. And just like the previous thiry, this last patient of Dr. Smugmug walked out of his office with a prescription for hemorrhoids. What the thirty-one patients of Dr. Smugmug took instead was ibuprofen, followed by a relaxing bath to ease the headache of listening to him blather on and waste their time.