Jack Applesnap stood at the corner of his little farmhouse, rattling the structure with the snap every bite of his apple made. The livestock had to wear hearing protection, and his wife slept in the big fancy farmhouse on the farm to avoid the noise. How Jack's little farmhouse was still standing, no one knew. It should have crumbled to pieces long ago from all the stress of his apple snaps.
That day, Dwight Bananabite stopped by to comment on Jack's low sales this month, mushing a banana around his mouth as he did.
Snap! Jack took a big bite of his apple, shaking the little farmhouse again, and causing Dwight's knees to quake.
"Snap off Bananabite, we're doing just fine here on Applesnap Farm!"
"I'm sure you are!" Dwight mushed again, "Quit eating those apples and I'm sure you'd do even better!"
Snap! "I said snap off! Before I snap you in half!" Jack yelled at Dwight, sending him scurrying down the road. "Dumb Bananabites. Like I want to listen to that for more than a second." Snap!
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