Alice Wondercat

    Alice Wondercat took the stage among bursts of confetti and dazzling lights. The crowd cheered as she stepped under the spotlights; her sequined dress sending dots of light across the audience. When the music began, Alice started leaping back and forth across the stage. Giant balls of yarn descended from the ceiling, and she jumped up and clung to them. She scratched one, then flung herself across to the other clawing it equally ferociously.

    The audience was amazed at the beauty of the performance, and when the curtain fell, Alice Wondercat received a standing ovation. She stepped out from the curtain to bow, and was greeted with showers of fish and sprays of milk. Tears welled in her eyes, and she retreated from the stage, happy to have given yet another magnificent performance.