If you find yourself in the company of an Ingsquitsch this Thanksgiving, well, be thankful! He'll likely find a comfortable spot on your couch, and though he won't ask anything of you, the expectation is there, nonetheless. Serving the Ingsquitsch with plenty of food and drink will earn you a "Danken Danken!" and in reply to "Happy Thanksgiving Inqsquitsch!" you'll of course receive "Habba Gibbendanks!" in return.
Why would you allow such a creature in your house you ask? Well, imagine when a turkey-and-eggnog-crazed uncle comes wobbling through your front door uninvited, and the Ingsquitsch immediately notices the disruption. He'll be the first one to pick the uncle up over his head and tie him to a tree outside until he's right in the head and decides to behave. While this is happening, you and your loved ones get to continue to enjoy the warmth and joy of your home without disruption. All for the price of some food and drink. Who wouldn't want an Ingsquitsch joining them for Thanksgiving anyway?
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