Merry Mistledorf from Planet Hollyday! Make sure you're on our galactic greeting list to ensure you receive your holiday. . .ahem. . . well wishes! You can expect your planetary destructor mistle to arrive in the form of a long bulbous shape, delivered directly to your planetary doorstep by a 100 Shmigawatt laser beam. If the laser doesn't fry your planet first, congratulations! You have about another eight minutes to say farewell to your loved ones before your planet is annihilated by the planetary destructor mistle!
Season's greetings from your galactic dictators, the Hollydozers!
Season's greetings from your galactic dictators, the Hollydozers!
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