Consider yourself lucky if you've never been visited by the Snorfuls. They're the most appalling guests you'll have ever had. They'll make themselves at home and stay far past their welcome, with is about a minute if you're a patient person. If you actually manage to get them to leave, you'll be busy for weeks cleaning boogers off the walls, plunging toilets, and scraping various dried sauces and jams off of every surface of the kitchen. And you might as well replace the carpets because no amount of cleaning is going to remove the caked in mud and dog poop they tracked through the house. Goodness, I hope you're never visited by the Snorfuls!
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